I think I'm going to keep a journal next to my bed so I can write my dreams down right when I wake up. They have been CRAZY! Here are just a couple that I still remember:
"I've Always Wanted to Get Married at the Banister Mall"
I was working at a grocery store and my boss got mad at me for shopping on my break. I looked completely different but I knew it was me and my boss was my actual boss from Sprint. As I was walking back to my aisle to start stocking again this guy that worked with me (Who happened to be the actor Chris Pine) told me that if I waited a couple hours he would shop with me. So then when we went shopping he asked me to marry him. I told him I was already happily married and he goes, "Well it's not for real, it's just a joke if you get married on Halloween and I've always wanted to get married in the Banister Mall".
So I hoped in a cab and told the driver to follow him to the Banister Mall. He turned on his blinker like he was going to get off on an exit and then got back on really fast and saw that we got off so he made a U turn on the highway to get off again. I started freaking out thinking he was going to die. Then we were at a stop sign and a guy came up to my side of the car and was looking in at me. So I locked the door. He smirked at me and took a crow bar and broke my window. So I screamed and grabbed the door so he couldn't come in. Then I finally fought him off and we ran over him and he turned into a black tube? Then I told the cab driver that I went to Blue Ridge Christian School that was up the street. (My dreams are half way accurate!) Then we got to the Banister Mall and it was a creepy mansion. I don't remember the wedding at all, I just remember coming outside and my car was suddenly there so I went to get in it and some girl had siphoned my gas and ran the other side of the tube into my car so it was full of gas. So I asked the guy that just married me if he would take me home and he wouldn't so I was stranded. Then I woke up
"My Uterus is a Goose"
Matt and I got in a car wreck. The cop came over to me and I freaked out asking him if my baby was going to be okay. The cop left and came back with a hand written sign in big pink bubble letters "Congrats dad, you're having a boy!" And in the corner it said, "You're 6 weeks pregnant!" So I was like oh no that means that I had a miscarriage and got pregnant again because I'm supposed to be 10 weeks pregnant! Then when we got home I got something in the mail and was like oh this is our ultrasound! I pulled out a goose with a baby sea turtle on it's back. I was like, "Oh this is my uterus and that's my baby! Oh no is my baby going to turn into a baby or stay a turtle?" Then the goose looked like it was starting to die so I was afraid my uterus was going to die before they were able to put it back in my body. So we mailed it back to the cop.
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